June 21, 2012

It Ain't Cool If You Ain't Got No Radio

Is it me or is it that all the streets & highways in The City of Los Angeles
seem to all be worked on at the worst possible times.
During lunch hour on Manchester Ave.
All the way in to the International Airport
In the evening when you're trying to get to that one Soup Place in Little Tokyo
Or my favorite dive bar in DTLA
The 10
The 710
The 105
The 101
Is nothing but a mass confusion of
flood Lights
safety cones
blinking & flashing yellow lights
red & blue lights
and rumblin' heavy machinery 
Just about every highway is being reconstructed
Which is cool if you're smokin' a joint
& ain't the driver

But it definitely ain't cool if you ain't got no radio in yo whip.!

June 20, 2012

King Hipster Of The Night Time World

The music was just as musty as the place was
Of course you can hear it
But it was just background music
Everyone was plain sweaty,drunk & coked the fuck out

As I stood at the bar trying to get a drink
A couple of guys thought it to be smart & started
A little hipster mosh pit
The After Hour Hippie slash 80's New Wave chicks
Started yelling: Fuuck You.! You Fuuckin Assholes.!
And began pushing back

It was all over before it even started
The guys used the whole dilemma
To get closer to the bar & get some kind of attention from the ladies
And the ladies seem to have found
An Asshole to buy them drinks

Or was it the other way around
I cant quite remember
The lights had me disoriented
The music muffled out the sound around me
All's I know is there was alot of
Hollywood After Hour Hippie slash 80's New Wave shit going on
And some had MORE than others

Outside stood the scene
Either Texting,Bullshittin' or trying to be the coolest hipster
The World has ever known
In a lot of broken bottles & red plastic cups
And not one has a cigarette but everyone is smoking.!

June 14, 2012


BOMBILLA June 30th,2012
This Month We're Gonna Hold It Down
Without A Guest DJ
Cause As You All Know Eazy Uno's
Father Had Complications & He Couldn't Be Apart
Of Last Months Celebration With The Super Cool DJ Canyon Cody
A.K.A. El Canyonaso
So This Months BOMBILLA Is Gonna Be Extra Special
Eazy Uno Is Gonna Bring The Dance Floor Heaters
That Only Eazy Can Do
Cause Thats The Way His Father Raised Him.!


Please Enjoy This Months #Cool #Jointz
& Support The DJ's,Producers & Artists.!