DJ Creepy's The Great Rock N Roll Mixtape Swindle

Its The Great Rock N Roll Mixtape Swindle
For The I'm Wearing
A Nirvana Shirt I  Bought At Target
And I Didn't  Know The Singer For Foo Fighters
Was In The Same Band
After Noticing All These
Mutha Fuckahs Wearing
Torn Jeans & Striped T Shirts
Walking Their Little Dogs
Up & Down The Block
Even Into The Little Corner
Mom & Pops Stores
That Are Good For The Neighborhood
Cause They Never Have A Shortage Of Brillo Pads
Not So Much For Its Cleaning Usefulness
But For The Local Smokers Of Crack Cocaine

Its A Punky Grungy Kinda Love
As The 20 Something Generation
Go About Their Business
Pickin' Up The Poop Of Their Pet Children
With Little Blue Bags
All The While Being On The Cellphone

Ragga Jam On Side B DJ Services Available

I found this cassette tape during the summer
when I stopped at a random garage sale
I asked if they had any records they wanted to sell
she said no
but pulled out a box of tapes from underneath a tarp
in the garage
Since I was already there
I figured it wouldn't hurt to look through them
saw this one & bought it
cause I was curious to hear the mix
But mainly cause
it read on the bottom part of the cassette cover
FREE DELIVERY MON - SAT 9:00 A.M - 5:00 P.M.
WE'RE ONLY A PHONE CALL AWAY

And I Thought To Myself Whatcha Delivering That They Accept Calls 24 Hours A Day
I Only Recorded Side B Cause A Quarter Of Side A The Tape Was Eaten By The Cassette Player 

i Use Record Players No.6 ( A Summer Funk Comin' In Through Your Stereo )

I Sat On A Bench 

Waiting For You

And You Never

Showed Up

I Kept Looking 

Down The Block

For You

Which Got Me Thinking

Technology Killed The

Whole Value Of A DJ

That Uses True Vinyl

I Sat

On That Bench

Looking 

Down The Block

For You

Again

Then Thought To Myself

Does It Really Matter

Anymore