February 28, 2020

The Majestic Pigeon


The other day I was waiting for the 115 bus
With a majestic pigeon
That kept picking up 
What I thought was a french fry

Mumbling 
I say
What the fu©k are you doing bro
The bird stopped what it was doing
And started mad dogging me
With this 
What did you say Mutha Fu©ka look on 
Its pigeon face
So i started to mad dog him back

I noticed that one of its eyes 
Was fu©ked up
And I was like daaaaamn 
This burd straight doesn't give a fu©k

Then I noticed
It wasn't even  a french fry but a cigarette butt
Then I thought

DAMN BIRD YOU A STRAIGHT GANGSTA.!
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February 14, 2020

Happy Valentine's Day Somewhere In Los Angeles


Once Upon A Time On Valentine's Day 
In A Smoking Section Of A #divebar In #losangeles 
Some Dude Bums A Cigarette Off Of Someone He Does Not Know
And Proceeds To Talk Mad Sh!t About The DJ's Selections B4 He Goes Into His Tale About An How Amazing His Kimchi Pizza Dinner Was Earlier In The Evening

As His Date Gives Him The #sideeye
And Thinks To Herself
"Why Is This Foo Scratching His Ass Like That."

And At That Moment The DJ Plays An Obscure Love Song 
They Think No One Else Has On #vinyl 
But In Reality No One Is Really Paying Any Kind Of Attention To The Music
As The Dude Starts Unbuttoning His Shirt To Show A Tattoo Of His Baby's Mommas Name That He Wants Covered Up With An Eagle Or Something.
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