August 31, 2015

Play The Damn Record..I'll Buy You Drink Or Throw A Couple Bucks In the Tip Jar

I often get requests for songs

stupid requests
like for the new shit
that is basically shit

But I try not to be a dick about it
I just smile & say
I'll see about working it in to the set

Even though I know
I don't have the song

But I ask them
do you not like what I'm playing now
and most of the time
the response is 
"Fuck Yeah..But.."

Still I smile
with the feeling 

being fed up with hearing

I used to Dj in  couple years ago in
New York 
and that Ibiza thing
before i had a kid
or I know what these people wanna hear 
type shit

All I'm saying is

That's dope

but didn't you hate when cats are asking
for  songs  like 

you're or are doing the same shit to me right now

Everyone's a DJ
especially now a days
there's more DJ's now a days
that when i started
 spinning records

and my over analizing ass
knows this

feels this
with a feeling
of a worthless
with a semi drunk

Wo doesn't wanna request a song
but wants to be seen
with the Dj as he plays 
songs that make people

considering breaking
In a little breakdance of they're own

August 18, 2015

Straight Outta Bootleg Chronicles ( the misplaced set list mix ) Part Two

Straight Outta Bootleg Chronicles ( the misplaced set list mix ) Part Two by Dj Creepy on Mixcloud

Straight Outta Bootleg Chronicles ( the misplaced set list mix ) Part One

I Stood In Line
Over Heard These Two 
Hipsters Ahead Of Me
Killing Time
As The Slow Ass
Cashier Who's Been
Slangin' Slurpies & Big Bites
Ever Since I Was A Kid
Rings Up The Person
In Front Of Them
One Sucks His Teeth
"sssth,Man I'm
Gonna Watch That Movie
Straight Outta Compton
On Bootleg
While I Drink My Tall Cans.!"
He Also Bought
A Sock It To Me Cakes Slice
& Some Grape Now n Laters

His Friend.?
Well She Bought
A Bag Of Flaming Hot
& A Pack Of
Sour Apple Wraps
She Encouraged His

Smiling & Nodding
Her Head
Eyes Hidden Beneath
A Beanie That Was
Given To Her
By The C.E.O.
Of A Clothing Line Designer
Which Also Happens
To Be Her Little Brother

Who's Outside
in The Car
Texting His Mom
I Love You Mom
With Emoji's
Now That's gangsta

August 15, 2015

Floating Like A Cadillac

Song / Artist 

A Night In Tunisia / Dizzy Gillespie Quintet
Hotwax / Beck
Hot Potato / Rinkydinks
I Am The One Who Loves You / The Impressions
Come On Do The Jerk / The Miracles 
Naked Eye / Lucious Jackson
Brides Of Frankenstein / OMD
We Got The Juice / Attitude
Brother Louie / The Undisputed Truth
Que Pasa / Horace Silver Quintet
Land Ho! / The Doors
Keep On Truckin' / Eddie Kendricks
Sweet Georgia Brown / Moonlion
Dayride / Stanley Clarke
Slow Hot Wind / Sergio Mendez & Brasil 66
Walk On By / Burt Bacharach

Flying Like A Cadillac by Dj Creepy on Mixcloud

August 07, 2015

i don't like drinking

…but when its a bad night
the drama 
from your good friend the drunk
the one
you can't take anywhere 
as far as his 
parents garage
since 1997

to the mentally weird cat that
perfumes of working
three jobs
for the last four days in a row
and not showering ass

i don't like drinking

with some people its cool
its fun
no one trippin
no one bugging

i don't like drinking cause
i say things that are
and some people have been…
..lets put in a song

ive been drinkin
i've been drinkin
i get filthy when that liquor get into me
Imma stinkin and still drinkin
 im drunk in loooooooove

but you can't blame them
you cant blame them
i dont like drinking…
by myseeeeeeelf

August 06, 2015

The Magic Stick Remake According To Me

*The Following Should Be Sung To The Love Song
Made Famous By Lil Kim & 50 Cent "Magic Stick"
Gotta Love It

I Got A Selfie Stick
I Know That If I Could Click Once 
I Could Click Twice
I Take The Coolest Pics
Shorty You Don't Believe Me
Then Come With Me Tonight
And I'll Show You Magic
What? What?
I Got A Selfie Stick

August 04, 2015

A Few Grooves & A Beer Or…A Few Beers & A Groove

This Here Is A Few Grooves & A Beer Or…A Few Beers & A Groove That I Call The Late Night Funky Disco Mix.! It Was Recorded With The Intentions Of Not Buggin' The Neighbors At 3:30 
In The Morning
They Called The Police
No Shots Were Fired
And That Was The First Time
The Second Time
Well There Was No Second Time
Cause I Recorded It
With The Sound Of The Monitor
At A whisper
It's My Conversation Starer
Feel The Need To Give A Go
These Records…I Need To Play Them
Listen To The Vinyl Grooves
And Try Do Your Thang
I Am Enjoying My Stay
I Hope You Enjoy Yours

A Few Grooves & A Beer Or…A Few Beers & A Groove 

Track Listing:
Freak-A-Zoid By Midnight Star
Dance By Black Ivory
Don't Let Time Catch You With Your Groove Down By Brainstorm
Do It Again Medley With Billie Jean By Club House
Good Good Feelin' By War
I Just Wanna Do My Thang By Edwin Starr
Phenomena Theme ( Instrumental ) By In Search Of Orchestra