May 18, 2020

Cassette Tape For A 1976 Camero During The Summer In The Mid 80's





*all selections strictly vinyl
In High School in the 80's I would skip my P.E. class before Lunchtime & kick it in my buddy's car
smoking weed & doodling on my home economics folder
Which made no kind of sense
cause I,d always complain that it was to hot to do calisthenics at high noon
yet I would hangout in a hot ass car listening to heavy metal on my walkman

May 17, 2020

The people are having lockdown withdrawals

Just the other day
I'm driving thru an alleyway
and got mad dogged by some
dude with his facemask pulled down from his face
In some hospital scrubs
that were a bit too small on him
eating a chicken sandwich
wearing latex gloves

Probably the same gloves he's worn 
for the last three hours
Thumbing through his phone
Opening doors
Grabbing pens
Snacking on powdered 
mini donuts
Before his lunchbreak

And I thought to myself
someone's having
Social Viral Lockdown Withdrawals
wanting to beat my ass for
looking his way
all the while
staying"safe" & working"smart"


May 14, 2020

Dia de los Madres 2020 Weekend Kick Back Videos Part 1 & 2

Its been a month & a half ago
that the Mayor of Los Angeles
asked Angeleinos to stay home

News reported of a second phase
in which people could begin going outside
so long as face masks & safe distancing
was being practiced

My friend DJ Valentin
swung by
brought a few records
and we kicked it
and spun some records
on a beautiful sunny
Mothers Day Weekend 
In the year 2020

May 11, 2020

Goths In The Time Of The Corona Virus

When your homie turned Goth & his lady who's lost a lotta weight but still has a big ass head
See you at the market & they're not standing on the 8ft. marker
Because they live 
The Vida Vampiro Loca
They dont think they need 
to wear facemasks n' shit
And they dont reconize you

May 07, 2020

Stay Home & Listen To Records #3 Drinko de Mayo 2020 Edition

It Was A Beautiful Day
The Sky's Very Blue 
I Woke Up Early
Around 8 a.m. 
It Was Starting
To Feel Warm

After The Morning Stretches
& Banana
I Sipped My Tea
As I Strained To Listen To My Neighbors
Television

It's Almost Always Either 
The Smell Of Bacon
The Rustling Of The Pots n Pans
In The Sink
Or Them Chatting About
The Price Of Beer
Or Reliving A High School Memory
You Better Believe 
The Television Was On In The Background

Today Was One Of Those Obnoxious 
Morning Shows
That Normal People
Have On 
While They Go About Getting Ready
To Start Their Day

Todays Early Morning Program
Was Focused On Cinco de Mayo
& How To Celebrate It 
While Keeping A Reasonable Social Distance
When I Lost Interest 

Drinko de Mayo
I Thought To Myself
It Fell On Taco Tuesday This Year
The Year Of The Quarantine
& I Don't Miss
Seeing Mass Cases Of Modelo 
Stacked  6 Feet Tall
& On Sale
& A Bunch Of
I-Dont-Give-A-Fucks
Buying It All Up

Today I Saw People
Standing In Line 
Waiting For Their Turn At The Cashier
Face Covered Half Assed
With A Design Or Logo On It
Or Maybe Even A Funky Pattern
To Buy Beer & Some Chicken & Corn
To Throw On The Grill
Maybe A Pack Of Cigarettes

Cause 
Aint No Rona Virus Gonna Stop Me From Gettin'
Fuuuuuucked Up
Said The Dude Standing In The Next Line Over
Rockin' Dirty Socks With His Chanclas



May 06, 2020

Stay At Home & Listen To Records #2


I've Been Minding My Own Business
As Far As The News Is Concerned 
But Trending On Social Media
All These Mutha Fuckas Wanna
Head Down To Huntington Beach & Exercise Their Rights
& Protest 
Re-Open The Beach

And Listening The The Newscasters
Give Play By Play
About How
They Were Not Practicing Social Distancing
& How Appalled They Were At These People
It Was Like The Most Action The Reports Had In Awhile
I Figured