Social Media,Love & Whiskey

In Not So Many Words She Said 

Look At These Tits 

The Sweater Was Small & Pink 

But I've Seen Enough Daytime Talkshows

To Know Her Bra Was Too Small

For What She Was Displaying 

Her Date Would Occasionally Poke At Her Boobs

Cause 

Dude Knew 

Other Dudes Were Checking Her Out

It Almost Looked 

Too Sad

The Way He Made It A Point To Say

I Came With This Bitch

She Had That 

I'm Tipsy Demeanor 

And He Had That
Douchebagginess

That Made Their Relationship

Look Like 

A Craigslist Match Made In Heaven

She Stumbled Up
To The DJ Booth
With A Shot
Handed It To Me
Said Something
That Sounded Like
Ra,Ra,Ra,Or
Blah,Blah,Blah
Followed By A Well Seasoned
Drunks Smile

As I Smelled The Nasty
Stench Of Whiskey
I Returned The Smile Cause...
I Don't Like Whiskey

She Continued To Stand There
As If She Was Waiting For Me To Drink
The Shot
Or
Maybe Even To Hear
And
Possibly Even Dance
To The Song She Believes
Is Gonna Be Played

From The Bar
Her Lover
Gives Me The Thumbs Up
Right Before He Goes
Back To Updating His
Social Status
To Friends Who Thinks He's A Pimp
On The Other Side Of The Country