Waiting On The Bartender To Serve Us Beer
He's A Pin Cushion Of A Wanna Be Rock Star
Plugs
Piercings
&Tattooed
White Girls Dance With Corn Fed Assholes
Who Are Already
Drunk On Cheap Beer
In The Bar That's The Size
Of A Two Car Garage
And It's Only 11pm
I
Finally Get A Beer
Cop A Seat
Away From The Bar
& The Light Show
Bounces Off A Sweaty Chick
In A Kobe Bryant Jersey
Who I Hope Is Dancing
& Not In The Act Of Falling Out
She's Done
& Her Cousin Knows It
As He Tries To Pawn Her Off
To Some Hipster Cats
That Walked In & Look
Too Young Or
Are Too Broke To Go To A Strip Joint
The DJ Spins Tunes From His Eclectic
Collection Of Music
In His Laptop
The Bar Back Walks Around
With A Stack Of Empty
Bottles
Cans
&
Pint Glasses
And As I Go Outside For A Cigarette Break
The Bouncer
Asks Me For A Lighter
&
Lights A Stick Of Incense
&
Tells Me
That Earlier In The Evening
Some Drunk Dude
Puked All Over The Entrance
& That
That's Why
He Doesn't Like To Get
Drunk On Cheap Beer
That's Cause You're A Pimp
I Tell Him
He Chuckles
& Says To Me
Man
You Don't Know How Many Chicks
I've Hooked Up With Here
Nor Do I Really Give A Fuck
You Big Skipper
From Gilligan's Island
Lookin' Mutha Fucka
I Thought To Myself
As I Ask For My Lighter Back
