In Not So Many Words She Said
Look At These Tits
The Sweater Was
Small & Pink
But I've Seen Enough
Daytime Talkshows
To Know Her Bra Was Too Small
For What She Was Displaying
Her Date Would Occasionally Poke At Her Boobs
Cause
Dude Knew
Other Dudes Were Checking Her Out
It Almost Looked
Too Sad
The Way He Made It A Point To Say
I Came With This Bitch
She Had That
I'm Tipsy Demeanor
And He Had That
Douchebagginess
Douchebagginess
That Made Their Relationship
Look Like
A Craigslist Match Made In Heaven
She Stumbled Up
To The DJ Booth
With A Shot
Handed It To Me
Said Something
That Sounded Like
Ra,Ra,Ra,Or
Blah,Blah,Blah
Followed By A Well Seasoned
Drunks Smile
As I Smelled The Nasty
Stench Of Whiskey
I Returned The Smile Cause...
I Don't Like Whiskey
She Continued To Stand There
As If She Was Waiting For Me To Drink
The Shot
Or
Maybe Even To Hear
And
Possibly Even Dance
To The Song She Believes
Is Gonna Be Played
She Stumbled Up
To The DJ Booth
With A Shot
Handed It To Me
Said Something
That Sounded Like
Ra,Ra,Ra,Or
Blah,Blah,Blah
Followed By A Well Seasoned
Drunks Smile
As I Smelled The Nasty
Stench Of Whiskey
I Returned The Smile Cause...
I Don't Like Whiskey
She Continued To Stand There
As If She Was Waiting For Me To Drink
The Shot
Or
Maybe Even To Hear
And
Possibly Even Dance
To The Song She Believes
Is Gonna Be Played
From The Bar
Her Lover
Gives Me The Thumbs Up
Right Before He Goes
Back To Updating His
Social Status
To Friends Who Thinks He's A Pimp
On The Other Side Of The Country
Her Lover
Gives Me The Thumbs Up
Right Before He Goes
Back To Updating His
Social Status
To Friends Who Thinks He's A Pimp
On The Other Side Of The Country
