Inner City Bike Ride (( a mixtape )) Coast To Coast

A Mixtape Of Hip Hop Joints

For My Bike Rides Around My Neighborhood.! 

 

Super Sonic Strictly Vinyl Reggae Joints

Jazz Joints Number 2 For U

The Terremoto Jolt

The Terremoto Jolt

named after the eathquake jolt

that woke me up this morning

Music To Walk Around The Neighborhood With ( 100% Vinyl )

When I Start The Day Playing Records & Eating Cereal

 

You know that 

early morning vibe

you get 

stepping outside

after a good nights rest

and looking up to the sky

looking down the block

your day has started

crisp

new

refreshed

you feel great

clinching your fists

like grasping this day and making shit happen

Then there's that

dreadful feeling

stepping out into the light

after a night 

carrying on like

the mayor

chillin 

pulling an all night bender

with constituents

leaving the cheap hotel room

behind dark sunglasses

clothes smells of yesterdays

cigarettes

alcohol

skin feeling dehydrated

clothes not fresh

socks sweaty 

you just wanna bury your head under the pillows

of your own bed

That early morning vibe 

one finds themselves in

is important 

The Miseducation Of The Notorious B.I.R.D. Mixtape

Echo Button On + The Wear n Tear Of Them 45's Sound

DJ Creepy's The Great Rock N Roll Mixtape Swindle

Its The Great Rock N Roll Mixtape Swindle
For The I'm Wearing
A Nirvana Shirt I  Bought At Target
And I Didn't  Know The Singer For Foo Fighters
Was In The Same Band
After Noticing All These
Mutha Fuckahs Wearing
Torn Jeans & Striped T Shirts
Walking Their Little Dogs
Up & Down The Block
Even Into The Little Corner
Mom & Pops Stores
That Are Good For The Neighborhood
Cause They Never Have A Shortage Of Brillo Pads
Not So Much For Its Cleaning Usefulness
But For The Local Smokers Of Crack Cocaine

Its A Punky Grungy Kinda Love
As The 20 Something Generation
Go About Their Business
Pickin' Up The Poop Of Their Pet Children
With Little Blue Bags
All The While Being On The Cellphone

Ragga Jam On Side B DJ Services Available

I found this cassette tape during the summer
when I stopped at a random garage sale
I asked if they had any records they wanted to sell
she said no
but pulled out a box of tapes from underneath a tarp
in the garage
Since I was already there
I figured it wouldn't hurt to look through them
saw this one & bought it
cause I was curious to hear the mix
But mainly cause
it read on the bottom part of the cassette cover
FREE DELIVERY MON - SAT 9:00 A.M - 5:00 P.M.
WE'RE ONLY A PHONE CALL AWAY

And I Thought To Myself Whatcha Delivering That They Accept Calls 24 Hours A Day
I Only Recorded Side B Cause A Quarter Of Side A The Tape Was Eaten By The Cassette Player 

i Use Record Players No.4 ( Get In To It )

I Walked To The 7-11
About 1 A.M.
To Get A Pack Of Parliament Shorts
Cause I Just Found Out
I Was Down To My Last Smoke

So I Got My Shoes & Socks On
Headed Out The Door

Now I've Lived In My Neighborhood
For Over 30 Years
Only Trippin' For A Real Quick Second
About
It Being Late & All
And Those Late Night
Drunk
Cracked Out
Fuckers On The Way There
 Buggin' Me
With
The Question Of
Can I Spare A Few Bucks
Or Some Change
Or A Cigarette
Or Maybe All Of The Above

I Come Up To The Doors
And The Thought Of
Sitting In A Line
At This Hour
With All The Other Weirdos
Filled Me With Dread

Still I Push Through The Doors
Look Around At Snacks
That I Cant Afford
And Get In Line
Behind
Two Young Men
With An 18 Pack Of Modelo Beers

The Conversation These Cats
Were Having
Was More Entertaining
Than Waiting In A Line
And Staring At The Last Pink Frosted & Sprinkled Simpson's Inspired Donut
In The Pastry Cabinet
Sitting Across From Us

They re Obviously Buzzed
And Were Gonna Try To Keep It Going Until They Couldn't
No More


That's When One Of Them
Saw The Lonely Donut
Sitting There
Waving At Him

And He Goes Over
Reaches In
Picks It Up With His
Dirty Ass Fingers
Pulls It Out
And Barks Out
Its A Simpson's Donut Bro

The Other Guy Filming Him With His Phone
Is Laughing
And Encouraging Him To
Do It...
Whatever It Was They May Have Thought They Were Doing
Besides Being A Pair Of Dickheads

He Says Dude Its A Simpson's Donut
The Jackass Filming Goes
A What.?
And The Dude Says It Again
It's A Simpson Donut Bro... You Ever Watch The Simpson's
The Other Cat Replies
Nah Man...My Mom Is A Jehovah's Witness
& Never Allowed Me To Get In To It

And I Was Like Whaaaaa..?
That's When His Filthy Fingers Having Buddy
Said
Man Your Moms Cool
But She's A Bitch
And Placed It Back Inside The Cabinet
They Paid For Their Beer Walked Out
I Bought My Smokes
Started Packing Them As I Walked Out
Past Their Car

When Some Chick That Was With Them
Asked Filthy Finger Fuck
To Asked Me For A Cigarette

And I Politely Said No
He Then Goes
Why You Gotta Be Like That
I Replied
Cause My Hands Are Dirty And I'm A Jehovah's Witness
Just To See If He'd Catch On That People Were
Watching How They Were Acting In Public
As I Light My Cigarette
His Friend Says
Dude So Is My Mom

And I Said
Yep
And Kept Walkin'

Pan y Café Un Mixtape Preparado Por DJ Creepy

Over The Years Of DJing I've Accumulated Lots Of Equipment.This Mixtape Was Made Using A Technic 1200,An Old Stanton Turntable & A Discontinued Vestax 05 Mixer With Some Of Its Knobs Missing.I Call It My Third World Sound System & The Mix Is Called Pan y Café..An Offering To People Who Would Come By My Parents House For A Visit.

So In Homage To A Tradition I Offer To You Pan y Cafe.!

Mujer Inna Metallica T-Shirt & A Little Blue Bag Of Molly's

Stops Dancing 

Cause The DJ 

Was Just Involved 

In A Train Wreck

So She Lost Herself

In The Disco Lights

And Background Visuals

Of 70's Soul Train Dancers