Jazz Joints Strictly Vinyl

I got into a jazzy mood the other day,recording three hours of some of the records from the crates.!
I hope you enjoy the all vinyl mix.!
Please feel free to listen while you pass the time of your day
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Thanks For Swinging By.!

The Terremoto Jolt

The Terremoto Jolt

named after the eathquake jolt

that woke me up this morning

Music To Walk Around The Neighborhood With ( 100% Vinyl )

Record Label Brands & Price Tags

Here Are A few Record Label Brands & Price Tags For Records From Back In The Day.

Los Record Label Brand Art Es Cultura.

i Use Record Players No.6 ( A Summer Funk Comin' In Through Your Stereo )

I Sat On A Bench 

Waiting For You

And You Never

Showed Up

I Kept Looking 

Down The Block

For You

Which Got Me Thinking

Technology Killed The

Whole Value Of A DJ

That Uses True Vinyl

I Sat

On That Bench

Looking 

Down The Block

For You

Again

Then Thought To Myself

Does It Really Matter

Anymore

i Use Record Players No.4 ( Get In To It )

I Walked To The 7-11
About 1 A.M.
To Get A Pack Of Parliament Shorts
Cause I Just Found Out
I Was Down To My Last Smoke

So I Got My Shoes & Socks On
Headed Out The Door

Now I've Lived In My Neighborhood
For Over 30 Years
Only Trippin' For A Real Quick Second
About
It Being Late & All
And Those Late Night
Drunk
Cracked Out
Fuckers On The Way There
 Buggin' Me
With
The Question Of
Can I Spare A Few Bucks
Or Some Change
Or A Cigarette
Or Maybe All Of The Above

I Come Up To The Doors
And The Thought Of
Sitting In A Line
At This Hour
With All The Other Weirdos
Filled Me With Dread

Still I Push Through The Doors
Look Around At Snacks
That I Cant Afford
And Get In Line
Behind
Two Young Men
With An 18 Pack Of Modelo Beers

The Conversation These Cats
Were Having
Was More Entertaining
Than Waiting In A Line
And Staring At The Last Pink Frosted & Sprinkled Simpson's Inspired Donut
In The Pastry Cabinet
Sitting Across From Us

They re Obviously Buzzed
And Were Gonna Try To Keep It Going Until They Couldn't
No More


That's When One Of Them
Saw The Lonely Donut
Sitting There
Waving At Him

And He Goes Over
Reaches In
Picks It Up With His
Dirty Ass Fingers
Pulls It Out
And Barks Out
Its A Simpson's Donut Bro

The Other Guy Filming Him With His Phone
Is Laughing
And Encouraging Him To
Do It...
Whatever It Was They May Have Thought They Were Doing
Besides Being A Pair Of Dickheads

He Says Dude Its A Simpson's Donut
The Jackass Filming Goes
A What.?
And The Dude Says It Again
It's A Simpson Donut Bro... You Ever Watch The Simpson's
The Other Cat Replies
Nah Man...My Mom Is A Jehovah's Witness
& Never Allowed Me To Get In To It

And I Was Like Whaaaaa..?
That's When His Filthy Fingers Having Buddy
Said
Man Your Moms Cool
But She's A Bitch
And Placed It Back Inside The Cabinet
They Paid For Their Beer Walked Out
I Bought My Smokes
Started Packing Them As I Walked Out
Past Their Car

When Some Chick That Was With Them
Asked Filthy Finger Fuck
To Asked Me For A Cigarette

And I Politely Said No
He Then Goes
Why You Gotta Be Like That
I Replied
Cause My Hands Are Dirty And I'm A Jehovah's Witness
Just To See If He'd Catch On That People Were
Watching How They Were Acting In Public
As I Light My Cigarette
His Friend Says
Dude So Is My Mom

And I Said
Yep
And Kept Walkin'

i Use Record Players No.1

The First Installment Of

i Use Record Players 

Selected Tracks On Wax

Put Together

By Myself...DJ Creepy

For Your Strictly Vinyl 

Listening Enjoyment 

Magical Cosmic Disco Units From 1976 To 1983

Magical Disco Cosmic Units 

From 1976 To 1983

 Transmitted By DJ Creepy

POWERED BY VINYL

The Magic Stick Remake According To Me

*The Following Should Be Sung To The Love Song

Made Famous By Lil Kim & 50 Cent "Magic Stick"

Gotta Love It

I Got A Selfie Stick

I Know That If I Could Click Once 

I Could Click Twice

I Take The Coolest Pics

Shorty You Don't Believe Me

Then Come With Me Tonight

And I'll Show You Magic

What? What?

Magic

I Got A Selfie Stick