I Walked To The 7-11
About 1 A.M.
To Get A Pack Of Parliament Shorts
Cause I Just Found Out
I Was Down To My Last Smoke
So I Got My Shoes & Socks On
Headed Out The Door
Now I've Lived In My Neighborhood
For Over 30 Years
Only Trippin' For A Real Quick Second
About
It Being Late & All
And Those Late Night
Drunk
Cracked Out
Fuckers On The Way There
Buggin' Me
With
The Question Of
Can I Spare A Few Bucks
Or Some Change
Or A Cigarette
Or Maybe All Of The Above
I Come Up To The Doors
And The Thought Of
Sitting In A Line
At This Hour
With All The Other Weirdos
Filled Me With Dread
Still I Push Through The Doors
Look Around At Snacks
That I Cant Afford
And Get In Line
Behind
Two Young Men
With An 18 Pack Of Modelo Beers
The Conversation These Cats
Were Having
Was More Entertaining
Than Waiting In A Line
And Staring At The Last Pink Frosted & Sprinkled Simpson's Inspired Donut
In The Pastry Cabinet
Sitting Across From Us
They re Obviously Buzzed
And Were Gonna Try To Keep It Going Until They Couldn't
No More
That's When One Of Them
Saw The Lonely Donut
Sitting There
Waving At Him
And He Goes Over
Reaches In
Picks It Up With His
Dirty Ass Fingers
Pulls It Out
And Barks Out
Its A Simpson's Donut Bro
The Other Guy Filming Him With His Phone
Is Laughing
And Encouraging Him To
Do It...
Whatever It Was They May Have Thought They Were Doing
Besides Being A Pair Of Dickheads
He Says Dude Its A Simpson's Donut
The Jackass Filming Goes
A What.?
And The Dude Says It Again
It's A Simpson Donut Bro... You Ever Watch The Simpson's
The Other Cat Replies
Nah Man...My Mom Is A Jehovah's Witness
& Never Allowed Me To Get In To It
And I Was Like Whaaaaa..?
That's When His Filthy Fingers Having Buddy
Said
Man Your Moms Cool
But She's A Bitch
And Placed It Back Inside The Cabinet
They Paid For Their Beer Walked Out
I Bought My Smokes
Started Packing Them As I Walked Out
Past Their Car
When Some Chick That Was With Them
Asked Filthy Finger Fuck
To Asked Me For A Cigarette
And I Politely Said No
He Then Goes
Why You Gotta Be Like That
I Replied
Cause My Hands Are Dirty And I'm A Jehovah's Witness
Just To See If He'd Catch On That People Were
Watching How They Were Acting In Public
As I Light My Cigarette
His Friend Says
Dude So Is My Mom
And I Said
Yep
And Kept Walkin'
About 1 A.M.
To Get A Pack Of Parliament Shorts
Cause I Just Found Out
I Was Down To My Last Smoke
So I Got My Shoes & Socks On
Headed Out The Door
Now I've Lived In My Neighborhood
For Over 30 Years
Only Trippin' For A Real Quick Second
About
It Being Late & All
And Those Late Night
Drunk
Cracked Out
Fuckers On The Way There
Buggin' Me
With
The Question Of
Can I Spare A Few Bucks
Or Some Change
Or A Cigarette
Or Maybe All Of The Above
I Come Up To The Doors
And The Thought Of
Sitting In A Line
At This Hour
With All The Other Weirdos
Filled Me With Dread
Still I Push Through The Doors
Look Around At Snacks
That I Cant Afford
And Get In Line
Behind
Two Young Men
With An 18 Pack Of Modelo Beers
The Conversation These Cats
Were Having
Was More Entertaining
Than Waiting In A Line
And Staring At The Last Pink Frosted & Sprinkled Simpson's Inspired Donut
In The Pastry Cabinet
Sitting Across From Us
They re Obviously Buzzed
And Were Gonna Try To Keep It Going Until They Couldn't
No More
That's When One Of Them
Saw The Lonely Donut
Sitting There
Waving At Him
And He Goes Over
Reaches In
Picks It Up With His
Dirty Ass Fingers
Pulls It Out
And Barks Out
Its A Simpson's Donut Bro
The Other Guy Filming Him With His Phone
Is Laughing
And Encouraging Him To
Do It...
Whatever It Was They May Have Thought They Were Doing
Besides Being A Pair Of Dickheads
He Says Dude Its A Simpson's Donut
The Jackass Filming Goes
A What.?
And The Dude Says It Again
It's A Simpson Donut Bro... You Ever Watch The Simpson's
The Other Cat Replies
Nah Man...My Mom Is A Jehovah's Witness
& Never Allowed Me To Get In To It
And I Was Like Whaaaaa..?
That's When His Filthy Fingers Having Buddy
Said
Man Your Moms Cool
But She's A Bitch
And Placed It Back Inside The Cabinet
They Paid For Their Beer Walked Out
I Bought My Smokes
Started Packing Them As I Walked Out
Past Their Car
When Some Chick That Was With Them
Asked Filthy Finger Fuck
To Asked Me For A Cigarette
And I Politely Said No
He Then Goes
Why You Gotta Be Like That
I Replied
Cause My Hands Are Dirty And I'm A Jehovah's Witness
Just To See If He'd Catch On That People Were
Watching How They Were Acting In Public
As I Light My Cigarette
His Friend Says
Dude So Is My Mom
And I Said
Yep
And Kept Walkin'
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