Straight Outta Bootleg Chronicles ( the misplaced set list mix ) Part One

I Stood In Line

Over Heard These Two 

Hipsters Ahead Of Me

Talking

Killing Time

As The Slow Ass

Cashier Who's Been

Slangin' Slurpies & Big Bites

Ever Since I Was A Kid

Rings Up The Person

In Front Of Them

One Sucks His Teeth

"sssth,Man I'm

Gonna Watch That Movie
Straight Outta Compton
On Bootleg
While I Drink My Tall Cans.!"
He Also Bought
A Sock It To Me Cakes Slice
& Some Grape Now n Laters

His Friend.?
Well She Bought
A Bag Of Flaming Hot
Cheetohs
Skittles
& A Pack Of
Sour Apple Wraps
She Encouraged His
Gangster-ness

Smiling & Nodding
Her Head
"yaaaassss"
Eyes Hidden Beneath
A Beanie That Was
Given To Her
By The C.E.O.
Of A Clothing Line Designer
Which Also Happens
To Be Her Little Brother

Who's Outside
in The Car
RIGHT MUTHA FUCKIN NOW.!
Texting His Mom
I Love You Mom
With Emoji's
Now That's gangsta

The Magic Stick Remake According To Me

*The Following Should Be Sung To The Love Song

Made Famous By Lil Kim & 50 Cent "Magic Stick"

Gotta Love It

I Got A Selfie Stick

I Know That If I Could Click Once 

I Could Click Twice

I Take The Coolest Pics

Shorty You Don't Believe Me

Then Come With Me Tonight

And I'll Show You Magic

What? What?

Magic

I Got A Selfie Stick

Off The Record Tower Records REHAB

Record Price Stickers

Kevin's Records Ended Up At The Goodwill Store

Every Time I Look At A Record 

& I See The Previous Owners Name On It

I Try To Picture The Person

& Wonder What Where They Thinking 

When They Bought The Record

Stereo Side 1

The World & Fire

Get On Out & Party

With Koo The G Ladies

Identify Yourself

& Sing A Happy Song

Sun Goddess

While You Jungle Strut

Hot Dawgit

Side 2

1979

Lady Put Your Red Shoe 

Back On  

Do You Know How

Kevin's Records Ended Up At The Goodwill Store

Dancing,Talking Loud & Drinking Themselves Beautiful

I sit & watch people
as I spin records
& try to figure out whats going thru their minds

Not that I really care to know
but it sure as hell helps to pass the time away
in any situation
if you ask me

You'll have Dudes huddled up
jockin' Chicks from across the bar
           who know they're being jocked
& play the game of
Buy-Me-A-Drink-And-I'll-Pay-You-Some-Attention
cause TONIGHT.!
They Have Baby Sitters.!

You'll have the older Cats
who are Super Drunk
but can handle their business
& only talk to the bartenders
& tend to keep to themselves

They drink their drink
& occasionally look up at me
saying
what the fuck is this guy playing
with bloodshot eyes & weathered smirks

Some don't even drink
They came in just to Dance & pass the time away
play some pool
       or maybe eat something

And I'll keep spinning records
for the People
          & the People will continue on
with their night out

Dancing,
Talking Loud,
Drinking Themselves
              Or Others Beautiful

And as the time passes
One of the Guys comes up
to ask me of a favor
witch is usually
if I can play a song for him
& some Girl he still hasn't even went  up & talked to yet.