Mujer Inna Metallica T-Shirt & A Little Blue Bag Of Molly's

Stops Dancing 

Cause The DJ 

Was Just Involved 

In A Train Wreck

So She Lost Herself

In The Disco Lights

And Background Visuals

Of 70's Soul Train Dancers

i don't like drinking

…but when its a bad night

the drama 

from your good friend the drunk

the one

you can't take anywhere 

as far as his 

parents garage

since 1997

to the mentally weird cat that

perfumes of working

three jobs

for the last four days in a row

and not showering ass

i don't like drinking

with some people its cool

its fun

its 

no one trippin

no one bugging

i don't like drinking cause

sometimes

i say things that are

misunderstood

and some people have been…

..well…

..lets put in a song

ive been drinkin

i've been drinkin

i get filthy when that liquor get into me

Imma stinkin and still drinkin

 im drunk in loooooooove

but you can't blame them

you cant blame them

sometimes

i dont like drinking…

by myseeeeeeelf

The Magic Stick Remake According To Me

*The Following Should Be Sung To The Love Song

Made Famous By Lil Kim & 50 Cent "Magic Stick"

Gotta Love It

I Got A Selfie Stick

I Know That If I Could Click Once 

I Could Click Twice

I Take The Coolest Pics

Shorty You Don't Believe Me

Then Come With Me Tonight

And I'll Show You Magic

What? What?

Magic

I Got A Selfie Stick

A Few Grooves & A Beer Or…A Few Beers & A Groove

This Here Is A Few Grooves & A Beer Or…A Few Beers & A Groove That I Call The Late Night Funky Disco Mix.! It Was Recorded With The Intentions Of Not Buggin' The Neighbors At 3:30 

In The Morning
They Called The Police
No Shots Were Fired
And That Was The First Time

The Second Time
Well There Was No Second Time
Cause I Recorded It
With The Sound Of The Monitor
At A whisper

It's My Conversation Starer
Feel The Need To Give A Go
These Records…I Need To Play Them
Listen To The Vinyl Grooves
And Try Do Your Thang
I Am Enjoying My Stay
I Hope You Enjoy Yours
#iuserecordplayers

A Few Grooves & A Beer Or…A Few Beers & A Groove 

Track Listing:
Freak-A-Zoid By Midnight Star
Dance By Black Ivory
Don't Let Time Catch You With Your Groove Down By Brainstorm
Do It Again Medley With Billie Jean By Club House
Good Good Feelin' By War
I Just Wanna Do My Thang By Edwin Starr
Phenomena Theme ( Instrumental ) By In Search Of Orchestra

A Few Grooves & A Beer Or…A Few Beers & On A Groove #iuserecordplayers by Dj Creepy on Mixcloud

Idiots Rule

It Was The Dumbest Question I Had Heard From Someone Who Clearly Lives In Los Angeles..Being That He's Wearing An LAX Airport Employee Badge..I'm At A 7-11 At 2:10 In The Morning…Some Cat Walks Into The Place All Slowly Then Walks Up & Down The Aisles..Goes To Where The Beers Are & Finds That They've Been Locked Locked Up…He Then Goes To The Cashier & Asks "You Cant Sell Me Beer After 2am.?" The Cashier Says "No."
Then Looks At Me Like
Can You Believe This Guy
And I Nod My Head Yes…Yes I Believe This Guy
‪#‎idiotsrule‬

After Hours With Miss Sue Brands Records

I Just Pulled This Sarah Vaughan Record
Which Belonged To A
Miss Sue Brands
Who Lived
In Urbana,Illinois
On The
700 Block Of West Michigan Street

Sometime During Her Life
She Packed Up Her Belongings
& Shot Out West

Now
I Dont Know What Ever Happened
To Miss Sue
& What Led Her To Part
With Her Album
I Just Hope That She's Just Cool
Knowing
That This Record Is Chillin'
Along With Plenty Of Other
Pre Owned  Records

And That
The Great Times
Of Vibes Past

The Ghosts Of Countless Hours
Of Listening To What Comes
From It's Grooves
Keeps
Coming Thru The Speakers
In Surround Sound

That This Piece Of Vinyl
On A Record Player
 Being Played
Continues
To Spin On
Forever
Unbreakable

King Hipster Of The Night Time World

The music was just as musty as the place was
Of course you can hear it
But it was just background music
Everyone was plain sweaty,drunk & coked the fuck out

As I stood at the bar trying to get a drink
A couple of guys thought it to be smart & started
A little hipster mosh pit
The After Hour Hippie slash 80's New Wave chicks
Started yelling: Fuuck You.! You Fuuckin Assholes.!
And began pushing back

It was all over before it even started
The guys used the whole dilemma
To get closer to the bar & get some kind of attention from the ladies
And the ladies seem to have found
An Asshole to buy them drinks

Or was it the other way around
I cant quite remember
The lights had me disoriented
The music muffled out the sound around me
All's I know is there was alot of
Hollywood After Hour Hippie slash 80's New Wave shit going on
And some had MORE than others

Outside stood the scene
Either Texting,Bullshittin' or trying to be the coolest hipster
The World has ever known
In a lot of broken bottles & red plastic cups
And not one has a cigarette but everyone is smoking.!