Mujer Inna Metallica T-Shirt & A Little Blue Bag Of Molly's

Stops Dancing 

Cause The DJ 

Was Just Involved 

In A Train Wreck

So She Lost Herself

In The Disco Lights

And Background Visuals

Of 70's Soul Train Dancers

Straight Outta Bootleg Chronicles ( the misplaced set list mix ) Part Two

Straight Outta Bootleg Chronicles ( the misplaced set list mix ) Part Two by Dj Creepy on Mixcloud

It Ain't Cool If You Ain't Got No Radio

Is it me or is it that all the streets & highways in The City of Los Angeles
seem to all be worked on at the worst possible times.
During lunch hour on Manchester Ave.
All the way in to the International Airport
In the evening when you're trying to get to that one Soup Place in Little Tokyo
Or my favorite dive bar in DTLA
The 10
The 710
The 105
The 101
Is nothing but a mass confusion of
flood Lights
safety cones
reflectors
blinking & flashing yellow lights
red & blue lights
and rumblin' heavy machinery 
Just about every highway is being reconstructed
Which is cool if you're smokin' a joint
& ain't the driver

But it definitely ain't cool if you ain't got no radio in yo whip.!

Broke Out In Hives

Cause I had sex with someone in a car
So now I can't have sex in a car
So I shot her a text
That read:
I broke out in hives after we did it in the car
I must be allergic to you
She texts back
lol u r so funny

But I wasn't kidding
A Clinic Hospital Doctor
Who was in "between jobs"
Whatever the fuck that meant
Said
That when I break out in hives its cause
I'm around
Something I'm allergic too

He gave me two shots in the ass
Joked about my beard
& even suggested that I should
"Maybe Stop Smoking Cigarettes"

So I sent her another text
That read:
I'm serious
Now you owe me twenty seven dollars

She didn't reply

I hadn't seen
Or talked to her
In like two months
When one night in
Downtown L.A.
She tapped me on the shoulder
& as I was turning she said
"I thought You were allergic to me"
I replied
"I am but the police wont let me get a restraining order on you"

She laughed
& said
"You're So Funny"
& started to introduce me to her friends
Who all dressed like each other
& drank from the same
PBR Tall Can

I kinda smiled
& took the opportunity to
Excuse Myself
To go smoke some weed
Cause I was starting to feel
Itchy & Uncomfortable

Pon walking out
The DJ played
A song that was once obscure
When it dawned on me

I might just be allergic to Hipsters
& That My Clinic Hospital Doctor
Who was in "between jobs"
Might just be doing too much Oxycontin
Which could explain his
"in-between jobless"