Stay Home & Listen To Records #3 Drinko de Mayo 2020 Edition

It Was A Beautiful Day

The Sky's Very Blue 

I Woke Up Early

Around 8 a.m. 

It Was Starting

To Feel Warm

After The Morning Stretches

& Banana

I Sipped My Tea

As I Strained To Listen To My Neighbors

Television

It's Almost Always Either 

The Smell Of Bacon

The Rustling Of The Pots n Pans

In The Sink

Or Them Chatting About

The Price Of Beer

Or Reliving A High School Memory

You Better Believe 

The Television Was On In The Background

Today Was One Of Those Obnoxious 

Morning Shows

That Normal People

Have On 

While They Go About Getting Ready

To Start Their Day

Todays Early Morning Program

Was Focused On Cinco de Mayo

& How To Celebrate It 

While Keeping A Reasonable Social Distance

When I Lost Interest 

Drinko de Mayo

I Thought To Myself

It Fell On Taco Tuesday This Year

The Year Of The Quarantine

& I Don't Miss

Seeing Mass Cases Of Modelo 

Stacked  6 Feet Tall

& On Sale

& A Bunch Of

I-Dont-Give-A-Fucks

Buying It All Up

Today I Saw People

Standing In Line 

Waiting For Their Turn At The Cashier

Face Covered Half Assed

With A Design Or Logo On It

Or Maybe Even A Funky Pattern

To Buy Beer & Some Chicken & Corn

To Throw On The Grill

Maybe A Pack Of Cigarettes

Cause 

Aint No Rona Virus Gonna Stop Me From Gettin'

Fuuuuuucked Up

Said The Dude Standing In The Next Line Over

Rockin' Dirty Socks With His Chanclas

"Unos Tragitos Con La Cumbia"

Just An All Vinyl Mixtape

I Put Together

For The Mom & Pop

Smoke Shop 

On The Corner

Of Manchester & Oak

The Miscellaneous Shit

They Have In There Like 

Bicycle Tires & Gas Station Fedoras

Smoke Shop Shoppers Also Have

Grape Flavored Wraps & Transmission Fluid

When You Need To Get Your Head Or Your Car Right

Pan y Café Un Mixtape Preparado Por DJ Creepy

Over The Years Of DJing I've Accumulated Lots Of Equipment.This Mixtape Was Made Using A Technic 1200,An Old Stanton Turntable & A Discontinued Vestax 05 Mixer With Some Of Its Knobs Missing.I Call It My Third World Sound System & The Mix Is Called Pan y Café..An Offering To People Who Would Come By My Parents House For A Visit.

So In Homage To A Tradition I Offer To You Pan y Cafe.!

Life Of Lovers & Drunks (The Lost Bombilla Mix Tape)

I Remember Putting This Together In Garageband During The Summer Of 2013
It's A Compilation Of Some Dope Joints For Your Listening Pleasure
It Was Like Putting A Puzzle Together Cause I'm Used To Physically Mixing Songs
With Two Turntables
It's Rough
It Was Done In Two Hours Late In The Evening
And It's Decent Thirty Minute Mix

I'll Put Out Some More Mix Tapes This Year
Hopefully With The Titles & Artists Name
So Push Play & Enjoy This Lost Mix

Please Leave Comments & Or Share With Your Friends

Pretty Cool DJ

I jump in my car
                      to warm it up.
And I sit and Tweet
                       something stupid.


Then put it in to Drive
                            and pull out in to the World.
My pants are dirty
       The car smells of cigarette butts
               and I'm low on gas.


From the radio comes
                a backyard boogie classic
                   that the Hipster DJ's in Silver Lake
                                 wont play for fear of being called
                                  "A Pretty Cool DJ".!


I'm gonna drive nowhere
       and think of a thousand things to say


Go to the record store and 
                 buy some records


Eat something greasy
and eventually end up 
alone
smokin a cigarette
drinkin tea
and Tweeting 
something stupid like...
I'm DJing for
A Friend 
of a Friend
who knows
the Mayor of Inglewood
 Baby Shower.!
and hashtag it
#thisishowwedoit
And
#shakeyourrumptothefunk


Then someones gonna retweet it
and add a hashtag of their own
#prettycooldj

BOMBILLA (Photos)2