I jump in my car
to warm it up.
And I sit and Tweet
something stupid.
Then put it in to Drive
and pull out in to the World.
My pants are dirty
The car smells of cigarette butts
and I'm low on gas.
From the radio comes
a backyard boogie classic
that the Hipster DJ's in Silver Lake
wont play for fear of being called
"A Pretty Cool DJ".!
I'm gonna drive nowhere
and think of a thousand things to say
Go to the record store and
buy some records
Eat something greasy
and eventually end up
alone
smokin a cigarette
drinkin tea
and Tweeting
something stupid like...
I'm DJing for
A Friend
of a Friend
who knows
the Mayor of Inglewood
Baby Shower.!
and hashtag it
#thisishowwedoit
And
#shakeyourrumptothefunk
Then someones gonna retweet it
and add a hashtag of their own
#prettycooldj
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