I was standing outside
shooting the shit
with the bouncer
When these two chicks walk up
to me they were obviously of age to drink
but I guess from what the bouncer said
Its required by California law
that everyone is suppose
to have a valid I.D to hang out in a bar or
a place
that is serving alcohol
She said ok...my I.D is in her car
her and her friend walked off..
..came back
and asked
How old do I need to look to get in the bar again
the bouncer and i laughed
and after a little flirtatious banter
her let her in
then looked at me and said
if her friend wasn't wearing
no bra
to were her nipples
were
staring at him
she wouldn't have been let in
I said Word
and thought
the same thing
And the DJ busted
Chubb Rocks
Treat em Right
Then the bouncer
did a lil dance and lit a cigarette
