Happy Hours & The Union Of Drinkers

I Remember Getting Off Work
Round 5 ish
And Going To The Local Bar
For A Couple Beers

I Would Always Make It A Point
To get Out Of My "Work Shirt"
The Simple Act
Made Me Feel Like "I'm Done With Work Today"
Time For A Brewski

A Few Months Back
This Young Dude
Got Hammered
And Ended Up Puking
In His Drink
And
Still Wearing His Work Uniform

Some People Don't Know How To
Leave Work...At Work.!

And His Coworkers
Laughed
And Carried Him Out Of The Bar

They Too Wore The Same Uniform

Bus Stop Porno Salesman

I'm Sitting At A Stop Light
On Florence & La Brea
He's Standing At A Bus Stop
Doin' A Little Dance
When He Suddenly Halts
Pulls A DVD From His Bag
And Shakes It Like Sayin'
Yo
I Got A Little Sum Sum Right Here
The Cat In The Car In Front Of Me
Shakes His Head..No

Curious I Look Up At The Vendor
And Notice It's Actually A Couple

Of Porno's

And Just As Fast As All This Happened
He Fumbled To Put Them Away As The
Metro Bus Pulled Up

The Traveling Sales Man
Always On The Hustle
Tried To Make A Quick Buck
While The Traffic Was Stopped
Didn't Quite Happen
But He Hasn't Even Finished
His Route