Happy Hours & The Union Of Drinkers

I Remember Getting Off Work
Round 5 ish
And Going To The Local Bar
For A Couple Beers

I Would Always Make It A Point
To get Out Of My "Work Shirt"
The Simple Act
Made Me Feel Like "I'm Done With Work Today"
Time For A Brewski

A Few Months Back
This Young Dude
Got Hammered
And Ended Up Puking
In His Drink
And
Still Wearing His Work Uniform

Some People Don't Know How To
Leave Work...At Work.!

And His Coworkers
Laughed
And Carried Him Out Of The Bar

They Too Wore The Same Uniform

Bus Stop Porno Salesman

I'm Sitting At A Stop Light
On Florence & La Brea
He's Standing At A Bus Stop
Doin' A Little Dance
When He Suddenly Halts
Pulls A DVD From His Bag
And Shakes It Like Sayin'
Yo
I Got A Little Sum Sum Right Here
The Cat In The Car In Front Of Me
Shakes His Head..No

Curious I Look Up At The Vendor
And Notice It's Actually A Couple

Of Porno's

And Just As Fast As All This Happened
He Fumbled To Put Them Away As The
Metro Bus Pulled Up

The Traveling Sales Man
Always On The Hustle
Tried To Make A Quick Buck
While The Traffic Was Stopped
Didn't Quite Happen
But He Hasn't Even Finished
His Route

Bombilla...A Third World Sound System Joint.!

Summertime In Southern California

People In Taped Up Cars

Rollin' Into The Night

Bumpin'

Poncho Sanchez

Riding The Smooth Rhythm

Of That Besame Mama Joint

Bombilla Sound System Calentura 

I Often Sit Up Late At Night

Listening To Records 

Squinting 

Straining My Stoned Eyes

To Read The Inner Sleeves

& I Can Feel The Record Dust

Build On My Fingertips

I Usually Fall

Asleep

& Wake Up To The 

Record Spinning 

On The Last Groove

I Don't Think It's Good

For The Needles

To Be Running Like That

Cause It Wears Them Out Quickly

But Just As Quick 

I'll Go Out

& Score New Ones...

..Needles & Records

Bombilla Presents Third World Sound System

Wednesdays The 10th & 24th Of July

At The Carbon In Culver City

Come Out & Dance

It's What Your Body 

Really Wants You To Do

During The Summer

Social Media,Love & Whiskey

In Not So Many Words She Said 

Look At These Tits 

The Sweater Was Small & Pink 

But I've Seen Enough Daytime Talkshows

To Know Her Bra Was Too Small

For What She Was Displaying 

Her Date Would Occasionally Poke At Her Boobs

Cause 

Dude Knew 

Other Dudes Were Checking Her Out

It Almost Looked 

Too Sad

The Way He Made It A Point To Say

I Came With This Bitch

She Had That 

I'm Tipsy Demeanor 

And He Had That
Douchebagginess

That Made Their Relationship

Look Like 

A Craigslist Match Made In Heaven

She Stumbled Up
To The DJ Booth
With A Shot
Handed It To Me
Said Something
That Sounded Like
Ra,Ra,Ra,Or
Blah,Blah,Blah
Followed By A Well Seasoned
Drunks Smile

As I Smelled The Nasty
Stench Of Whiskey
I Returned The Smile Cause...
I Don't Like Whiskey

She Continued To Stand There
As If She Was Waiting For Me To Drink
The Shot
Or
Maybe Even To Hear
And
Possibly Even Dance
To The Song She Believes
Is Gonna Be Played

From The Bar
Her Lover
Gives Me The Thumbs Up
Right Before He Goes
Back To Updating His
Social Status
To Friends Who Thinks He's A Pimp
On The Other Side Of The Country

BOMBILLA MARCH 16th 2013